"One of the hopeful things I have discovered is that nearly every war that had started in the past 50 years has been a result of media...

"The 6 billion dollars we gave Iran will be used to buy colorful flowers, cute puppy dogs, rainbows, cotton candy, and fluffy kittens." -...

"Israeli people, we are at war. The enemy Hamas will pay a high price that has never been seen before." - Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime...

"China has declared a national day of mourning for General Milley retiring. They're going to seriously miss their favorite secret agent.“...